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48 points

Oh god, I feel this. Why can’t there be a sane language‽

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46 points

There are 2 types of programming languages

  • The type everyone keeps complaining about
  • The type no one uses
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2 points

People complain about perl, but no one uses perl.

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But the Lord came down to see the city OS and the tower app the people were building. The Lord said, “If as one people speaking programming the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other.”

So the Lord scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city OS. That is why it was called Babel—because there the Lord confused the language of the whole world. From there the Lord scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

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17 points

Amen. Now, where’s that Wine?

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27 points

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14 points

Computer programming, regardless of language, is hard. The computer does exactly what you tell it to.

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Yes. That being said, it matters which language you choose. COBOL is always a bad choice, unless writing in COBOL is the whole point. There isn’t really a universal best choice, either. Python is often a good one, but if you’re doing something big it will become this meme.

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26 points

It would have to be written by sane people.

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9 points

Because no one likes Java.

Hahahahahhahaha

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9 points

While Java js definitely one of the best, it still has some quirks that you need to know about.

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21 points

Java js

That’s an unfortunate typo

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2 points

C exists

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3 points

bash

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