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If they do get noisy then you should be worried(sh.itjust.works)

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Sundial@lemm.ee
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I actually remember learning that no one living in that area could be buried in the cemetery. Fun fact!

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EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones

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Sundial@lemm.ee
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You’ll be pleased to know that despite your attempt I got someone with that joke :)

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MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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That’s such a weird rule. I wonder why. I guess maybe they don’t want to have superstitious buyers in the future worry about ghosts having a short commute back to their old homes?

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Sundial@lemm.ee
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What? No, it’s because they’re still alive silly :).

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Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Ayyy gottem

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snooggums@lemmy.world
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Buuuuuurrrrn!

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atomicorange@lemmy.world
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Sometimes, dead IS better.

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Fermion@feddit.nl
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If tv shows have taught me anything, with the right mob connection you can get an exemption to that rule.

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kautau@lemmy.world
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Well maybe if Billy Batts woulda’ kept his mouth shut he wouldn’t be bleedin’ out in the trunk of the Cadillac

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