You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
18 points

C Montgomery Burns?‽

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points
*

This wasn’t just a quirk of Burns, but a joke about his age:

Alexander Graham Bell initially suggested that the standard greeting when answering a telephone should be “ahoy”, but instead “hello” (suggested by Thomas Edison) was adopted.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Perhaps Thomas Edison’s greatest crime.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

I still think we should switch over to Italian answering:

“Pronto!” == ‘ready’

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*

I understand this was/is a joke. That being said, Topsy may have a slightly differing opinion on that.

Edit: I made friends with the RBB&BC elephants before they were retired. I only interacted with them 4 times for less than a week at a time before they were retired. When I visit them in Florida, they know who I am and act like giant puppies whenever they smell me near. I have a particular love for elephants and orca.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Greentext

!greentext@sh.itjust.works

Create post

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you’re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
  • Anon is often depressed.
  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

Community stats

  • 6.6K

    Monthly active users

  • 990

    Posts

  • 39K

    Comments