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What do you call a hippie's wife?

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Mississippi.

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NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

Wait…

Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??

Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?

Because if it’s the latter, then you need to start your counting like:

1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy…

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when it’s half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.

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