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155 points

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

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124 points

Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

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48 points

What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

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4 points

Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

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104 points

Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

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16 points

What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

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2 points

Especially on IRC

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19 points

There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an “oh yeah I dare you” taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like “Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]” and right after that the challenger was like “I don’t even have a K drive.”

(RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

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8 points

Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don’t even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff…

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at least you can still read the archive

https://bash-org-archive.com/

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7 points

Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

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4 points

I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

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Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

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