It is the year 2030 and you’re at your local thrift store — the only place you can legally buy clothes after Gen. Sec. Macklemore’s harsh crackdowns on fast fashion after the Revolution.
After a while of looking, you eye a stylish t-shirt.
As you’re taking it off the hanger to try it on, you notice it has a tag on it:
RECYCLED FROM A SETTLER FLAG DEPOSITED IN FREE PALESTINE
Life is good.
You then see the price tag and ask yourself why an H&M shirt costs more in a thrift shop than it does at H&M. You curse Macklemore as they drag you away