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Localhorst86@feddit.org
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That’s bullshit. No one really does keep a gun next to their printer to shoot it in an emergency, the notion is just ridicolus.

What if the printer grabs the gun first? You need to keep it out of reach of the printer.

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Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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My printer sits on an activated trapdoor above a shark tank. I’ve spent so much on printers trying to learn all the normal noises. Also sharks, turns out ink in the tank is not great for them.

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Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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Really, you should upgrade to laser sharks. Toner is so much cheaper than bullshit price gouging inkjet ink, and I hear brother makes some great sharklasers that take generic toner…

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Taleya@aussie.zone
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I live in an elevated house, straight out the window it shall sail

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