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I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

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I’m also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess

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Have you ever tried kotlin?

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I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I’m not German though… 🤔

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You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

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Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

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I don’t get why I don’t like Rust then

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You will, comrade.

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Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I’ve encountered did find it overcomplicated at times… Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

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Yeah, I think it’s a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

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вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

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Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

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That’s the reason I’m deeply offended. I’m german too. 😉

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