you can’t convince me the Mormons won’t deify Donald Trump centuries after they are the only american group to survive the climate wars. his hair is the same color as their golden tablets that aren’t real.

That’s way more likely than what should be.

He already has, it’s called Christianity by its practitioners.

Could cause some confusion, I know it’s re-using a name still in use by a smallish group of outliers.

Apparently some Evangelicans are already abandoning Jesus for being a wimp and a liberal.