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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons(thehardtimes.net)

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.

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