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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President(theonion.com)

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hopesdead@startrek.website
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I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

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affiliate@lemmy.world
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pretty incredible that they managed to get his signature even though he’s dead

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takeda@lemm.ee
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Well don’t underestimate the reach of Global Tetrahedron.

Cover from January 2001: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion#/media/File:The_Onion,_January_18-24,_2001.jpg

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nexguy@lemmy.world
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That’s only of you listen to data. Stop listening to data.

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WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.today
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Its a reoccurring gag.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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Sure. Just a joke.

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hopesdead@startrek.website
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I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

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spauldo@lemmynsfw.com
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Search for their article on “Habitrail for Humanity” - it’s my favorite.

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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They’re now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as “DopeSalad”

Thats not even CLOSE!

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WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.today
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There’s some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

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nohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.net
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HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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