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Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and despised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.

I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

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Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.

That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao

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In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.

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He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.

Nah, lol. I can’t believe this

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I still can’t either… Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son’s adventures on earth. So why shouldn’t one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁

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that’s crazy

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Gay is when democrat

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You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn’t even have to make the slightest sense 😑

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Lol not even american. Go outside and touch grass. Wait to they even have grass where you live?

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