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Columbus Day(lemmy.world)

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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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Leave home to buy some spices, then go to a wrong grocery store and make a mess there breaking everything on the shelves

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booly@sh.itjust.works
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Leave home with spices on a shopping list, come home with syphilis instead.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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And the spice isle is twice as long as you think it is, but you keep insisting that it’s that length.

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masterspace@lemmy.ca
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You gotta wipe out 90% of that wrong grocery store’s employees and patrons through communicable diseases, even the ones in corporate who have no idea who you are or have ever met you.

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MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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grue@lemmy.world
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WTF now I’m almost pro-Columbus again.

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rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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Don’t forget to kidnap a few employees too while you’re in the wrong store

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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And cut out their tongues and get arrested.

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