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Columbus Day(lemmy.world)

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Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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Hundreds of years from now people will claim that only you knew that your route to the spice store existed while in reality everyone knew that it was too long.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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“Oh, you’re back. Did you bring back the cinnamon and nutmeg?”

“They were definitely out of those spices, but look at all of these severed hands!”

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magic_lobster_party@fedia.io
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You found some other spice store on the way and convinced yourself it was the spice store you were after

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Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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Although the Norwegian couple living above you has been going there for years.

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