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79 points

Gonial angle is this:

Canthal tilt is that:

As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

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75 points

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

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It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

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43 points

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

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20 points

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

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34 points

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

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4 points

Under 30? So basically if you can’t see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

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1 point

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

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3 points

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

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20 points

I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

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Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

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1 point

Wouldn’t say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there’s no way a common person would apply them the other way.

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13 points

As a gigachad I can confirm.

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9 points

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

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4 points

Far too many.

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