Weirdly, though, he can’t just snap his fingers and make Satan vanish.
I guess he’s not that omnipotent.
Well he can, but he doesn’t because, uh… Because it’s all part of his plan. Kinda like kids getting cancer, or natural disasters.
Yeah, but evangelicals also think Satan does all sorts of trickery on Earth all the time to thwart God. Which God somehow lets happen.
And then, of course, there’s the fact that people can hurt their omnipotent god by doing things like saying “fuck” or kissing someone of their own gender. The god that’s also omniscient, so he would have seen it coming before he did all the light let there being.
God is secretly horny for all that shit, He’s Satan’s bottom.
He’s just repressed, like a Republican senator.
Weird how we all make gods in our own image
Satan has to exist. Otherwise they would be responsible for the fucked up shit that they do.
I’m a good Christian. I only did a shit ton of drugs and orgies because SATAN made me do it. I can’t go to hell because of what the devil did in my body. I can atone with god and he will clear my soul of wrongdoing. And then I can walk around in public without shame again.
