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50 points

Bidet. Not even the fancy ones. Like the cheap ones that are no more than $20-30. Every poop, I’ve got a squeaky clean butthole.

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5 points

Almost never having to cram paper in between my buttcheeks is fucking heaven. No more shit smears!

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4 points

Fitting username.

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4 points

haha!

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14 points

Totally agree; I hate pooping without it. Though I did upgrade a while back from a $20-30 one to this: https://luxebidet.com/pages/neo-185-plus-highlights

I took the old one off to really clean it and that sold me on this new flip up one.

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7 points

I clicked on this thinking it was going to be a link to one of the $200+ electric models, but this is actually a relatively inexpensive upgrade I can get behind (pun?) It looks like it’s a lot easier to keep clean. Thanks for this.

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3 points

I got a couple of these about two years ago. They work great and we’ve had no trouble with them. 10/10

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3 points

Used one for the first time recently. Seriously considering getting one of my own.

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That’s what happened to me. Used one for the first time at a hotel — bought one not long after and will never go back. Got like a $30 one and am still using it over 4 years later. I’ll probably upgrade when I have the extra money, realizing just now how long it’s been since I got it

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3 points

As someone with a currently chapped asshole, squeaky is not the kind of clean you want for it.

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