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This is what we’re training LLMs on.

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“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

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That is called impaction removal, and I have done that to people for fun and profit.

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As a CNA? Your RNs were lazy. They shouldn’t allow CNAs to do digital disimpaction. In some places even RNs aren’t allowed to do it, only providers.

Edit: looked it up and it gets so dumb that some MDs will consult surgery to do a digital disimpaction in teaching hospitals, lol.

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Your rectum stretches anyway. It’s actually kind of like a big stretchy poop bag. You’re thinking anus. -nurse

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Be brave and reach in.

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20 points

Hey Alexa, please examine my rectum

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Can’t watch the video right now, but I watched the first few seconds on mute, and I think I get the jist.

Honestly, I would not be surprised if there is soon (or even already) a fancy ass smart toilet claiming to analyze your health via poops

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good, it beats the incompetent assholes that just tell you not to do things when you ask them how to do them just because they are harmful.

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Don’t tell people not to do things. It’s harmful.

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11 points

Thank god for that.

Imagine if LLM were made in Oxford in the 1950’s.

It be trained on the fucking Iliad and Shakespeare.

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Thankfully it’s being trained on some real intellectual discourse like your rectum getting stretched out by rock hard shit instead of that garbage

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Thou art wise as thou art beautiful

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I doth say, that would verily be low-key lit

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I mean, we’re only a few years away from some hemingway books being in the public domain. We could have had some LLMs trained on that.

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