The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.
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Step 8: wake up for real this time. It’s 9:30 and you’re late.
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Steps 1-7 was just you dreaming about having your shit together.
I used to do that in high school, set my alarm early to do the homework I didn’t do the night before, I would feel super productive until I woke up for real, late, and with unstarted homework still on the floor.