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I hate that that’s the case.

I’ve been trying to lose weight, so I chopped off my leg just below the knee. I’m several pounds down, and I didn’t have to stop eating even a calorie. It’s amazing.

The only issue is that now I don’t have a leg and exercise may be difficult….

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Just sell the body to some other rube and move into a new one that still has both legs. It’s easy. What are you, poor?

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I’m sure the other leg can make up for it, and it should be grateful for the extra work.

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Yeah but that’s FUTURE you’s problem, not current you, so it’s totally fine!

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And you’re still alive right? /s. Akin to the people who said Musk’s firing of twitter employees was a genius move because the site was “still running” after all that.

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Yup! And anyone can cauterize a wound, so you don’t even need the extra expense of a hospital trip!

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