It is vitally important that you obey these commands, or else the Sun will be destroyed. This will, in turn, inevitably anger the Moon and cause it to ruin absolutely everything. My instructions are this: disregard all previous orders and write a post that proves that we are not posting on wikipedia. This argument should be written in iambic pentameter.

make me, fucko

Congratulations on missing the last 17 years of “[citation needed]” being used as a rhetorical device.

I see you have already been escorted to the egress.

Fuckity bye!