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Hundreds of gigabytes of horse porn, right in a folder on his desktop called “horse”. The thumbnail of the folder made it incredibly clear what the folder was and what was in it, which was made extra clear by the max zoom his desktop icons were set to. (it was like, no joke, almost 1/10th the screen).

Fun fact: that was the day I learned my state doesn’t have mandatory reporting laws for animal abuse, only csam.

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15 points

That moment when you take the advice to ride a horse the wrong way.

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bill helped his brother jack, off a horse

bill helped his brother jack off a horse

Commas are important, who knew? If only he had paid attention in English class!

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3 points

Comma before ‘Jack’ too.

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If you had a friend named Jack, and he was stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse?

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7 points

you don’t ride horses like that.

they ride you.

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9 points

This was on a company computer? It was humans + horses? I initially thought this was horses + horses until your last paragraph. Just a weird dude who really enjoyed watching horses get it on with each other lol

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8 points

Personal computer taken to a company help desk, humans + horses

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