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NEW MISSION: we must show Elon Musk “Naked Lunch” so his next car is a cyber cockroach typewriter

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Silicon Valley is proud to announce the man who taught his asshole to talk, based on the hit William S. Burroughs story, “Don’t be the man who taught his asshole to talk.”

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@dgerard Let’s make him watch the Fifth Element I want to see what he does to his hair

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I think he would probably identify more with a different character.

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I just really want to see him try to rock the transparent plastic hairpiece. maybe some of his hair plugs will come undone in the attempt

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Lets make him watch Videodrome I want to see what he does to his hair

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a Tesla that gets an erection when you drive it. by the visionary elon musk

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Big brain tech dude got yet another clueless take over at HackerNews etc? Here’s the place to vent. Orange site, VC foolishness, all welcome.

This is not debate club. Unless it’s amusing debate.

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