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OpenAI next model Orion by December, it's 100x cooler bro trust me bro no we're not releasing to the public bro it's just too dangerous and cool bro(www.theverge.com)

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sc_griffith@awful.systems
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I heard openai execs are so scared of how powerful the next model will be that they’re literally shitting themselves every day thinking about it. they don’t even clean it up anymore, the openai office is one of the worst smelling places on earth

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David Gerard@awful.systemsOPM
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dude. the AGI will simply vanish the evidence wherever they’re standing

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casmael@lemm.ee
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Better than that, AGI will figure out a way to exponentially increase the value of their soiled pants. Blows your fucking mind.

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sc_griffith@awful.systems
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for every one of me that shit my pants the AGI is simulating ten million of me that didn’t, so on average i’m doing pretty ok

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o7___o7@awful.systems
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JK Rowling intensifies

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BlueMonday1984@awful.systems
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Remember when wizards magicking away their shits was the stupidest thing to come out of Rowling’s mouth? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

(Seriously, I was not prepared for Rowling’s TERFward Turn)

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Soyweiser@awful.systems
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That or the twitter office after the sink was let in

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