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Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.

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I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.

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Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it

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