It plays a sound that says, and displays a popup which reads: “Please do not press this button again. Thank you.”

I’ve found that mapping a big dumb button to “Enter” works nicely for adding drama when invoking a big old batch script process.

Minimize all windows and open a spreadsheet

It should launch the Hamster Dance page.

Triggers automated trap door or nerf gun by your desk.

Plays Crab Rave 🦀🦀🦀

If you work from home, maybe something along the lines of: closing all work apps and opening steam (or youtube, or netflix, just what you’re doing to decompress). I just imagine a glorious end-of-day button press meaning I’M DONE, TIME FOR SOME ME TIME!

Exit to normal mode?

Launch a random retro game to the title screen.

Or any game that doesn’t have a client/launcher like steam. No clicks. Button, controller, start.

Open the system shutdown menu? Like restart, shutdown, log out, etc. Or maybe open a fullscreen browser window that navigates to your favourite white noise site, like a relaxation button.