“We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don’t get sick,” health officials told customers.

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You can get headaches, anxiety, and a variety of other undesirable effects. Some of us would also lose our jobs if we consumed this so whoever did this is a dickwad.

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Or go to prison.

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