“We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don’t get sick,” health officials told customers.

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I used to sell weed out of a pizza place. We used that verbiage too, but I’d also just have folks roll through and ask for a Bob Marley extra crispy, and they’d get pizza and weed. Was a win win. Loved that job.

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