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Anon takes the horsepill(sh.itjust.works)

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Godric@lemmy.world
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  1. If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you

  2. Horses aren’t cows

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iii@mander.xyz
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Source on point 2 ?

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Godric@lemmy.world
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I, uh, errr, uhhhhh…

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They’re just different, trust me, okay???

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the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

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AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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I dunno, I’ll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin’s dog walkers nephew’s barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

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Mercuri@lemmy.world
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I mean you’re not wrong but no matter how small an impact it’s still not ZERO emissions, so the guy you’re replying to is technically correct.

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Godric@lemmy.world
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Ah yes, good ole technically correct, the weakest and most schlubby shade of correct, whatever would we do without it?

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Mercuri@lemmy.world
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Actually, it’s the best kind of correct. But hey, don’t let all that butt hurt bother you. I hear there’s a cream for that.

I love that I agreed with you and you STILL felt aggrieved, lol.

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fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile

At what point reading my comment did you come up with this?

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Anivia@feddit.org
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Look at how much calories a horse needs per day, and then look at how much CO2 gets emitted to produce said food. Even the amount of CO2 a horse exhales per day is already significant.

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