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Anon takes the horsepill(sh.itjust.works)

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Godric@lemmy.world
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I, uh, errr, uhhhhh…

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They’re just different, trust me, okay???

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AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca
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I dunno, I’ll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin’s dog walkers nephew’s barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.

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the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

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immutable@lemm.ee
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White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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And if you’re fancy, you’ll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

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