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It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

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Bananas make for a terrible time value storage in the real world

In donkey Kong country tho? He who controls bananas controls the universe

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I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

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100% radioactive decay

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