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In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can’t talk about it or else I’m gonna start crying.

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Beans are sad emergency food.

If I’m in a situation where beans are necessary, I’m awfully desperate and out of options.

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I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you

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I’m Norwegian, I make my own meaty beanless burritos every Friday.

The only good traditional variant is birria. Beanless.
Burritos should be a treat, not a beany staple.

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Emergency situation: you’re in the UK, it’s breakfast and you need something to put on your toast.

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You’re in the UK

The worst kind of emergency.

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There’s no such thing as a “UK.” Oh sure, there’s this island full of TERFs next to Europe that does things like eat “beans on toast” and where if you say the word “tiddlywinks” in a court of law you’re taken seriously instead of laughed out of the place. Get real, Britain was made up by Scholastic to sell books to third graders.

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