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Trump won. He doesn’t need Musk’s money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

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He might not need it, but he wants it.

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He always needs more money. He’s an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he’s a disappointing sack of shit.

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Oh sorry that was me

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