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I used to try to make it as awkward as possible. Condoms, lube, a bottle of wine, and whatever phallic fruit I could find.

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You have to follow up any looks or double takes with something exra.

“Oh don’t worry. That’s for after.” wiggles eyebrows

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  1. Condoms
  2. Lube
  3. Wine
  4. Metal coat hangers
  5. Duct tape
  6. Bandaids
  7. Turkey baster
  8. Teen Magazine
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