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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola(chaser.com.au)

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GHiLA@sh.itjust.works
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Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

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Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

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I think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol

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