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They’ll be driving multiple cars at the same time, while drunk.

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Can’t wait for the first 8 year old to be on trial for manslaughter because his dad had to go to the bathroom but didn’t want to lose his fare.

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That’s not how any of this works.

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It’s a hyperbole.

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