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105 points

It makes more sense when we assume it’s software development terminology instead. Alpha means the software is immature and full of issues.

I am a release candidate male.

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49 points

Hello ladies, I’m legacy code nobody wants to refactor and is being slowly converted into microservices.

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26 points

I’m just a beta male… they doubt I’m ready for release… but I’m far more stable than any alpha male.

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17 points

What’s the difference between beta and release candidate?

EA doesn’t know either.

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12 points

I am a minimum viable product male

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12 points

I too am a release candidate, but my marketing sucks.

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10 points

I’m barely a proof of concept then. Or minimum viable product. 🙃

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I’m an old version male. I’m out of date but stable and used by people who generally know what they’re doing and don’t want something new that’ll likely blow up in their face.

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I’m Concord. Only out for a week and then swept under the rug like I never existed.

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5 points

Well, I am a god damn mess as a person. So I’m like pre-alpha. I guess that makes me a proof of concept, or maybe even a thought exercise.

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4 points

I am about v4.1 right now

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2 points

I think of myself as code-complete but not necessarily bug-free.

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2 points

I think I might be a vertical slice…

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