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So what you’re saying is the optimal form is some kind of crab train?

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Hey there 👋, I know you mean well by that comment, like I get it, I do. ☺️ But I just wanted to let you know:

THERE HAVE BEEN ZERO STUDIES DONE ON THE SAFETY OF CRAB TRAINS.

ZERO.

But despite that, they are gaining widespread support, and now even people like yourself are calling them “optimal.”

Listen: Someone I know lost an arm in the pincer mechanism of one of these trains. More work needs to be done before we can consider them safe, nevermind “optimal”. Don’t buy into the techbro BS.

Friends don’t let friends crab train.

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Hey, when the train needs blood the train gets blood

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Trains only move forward and back. Crabs only move side to side. It only makes sense.

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As a tf2 player. A crab train is majestic.

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9 points

Choo choo Charlie intensifies

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