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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women(thehardtimes.net)

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killingspark@feddit.org
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Do JD Vance next!

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HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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Do you really want Mike Johnson as president?

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pyre@lemmy.world
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hack his computer to download some porn so his son can stone him or whatever per their agreement. I assume it’s stoning based on the general vibe

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OmegaLemmy@discuss.online
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Who’s he

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HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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Speaker of the house of representatives. He’s president if Trump and Vance die.

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The third target.

Jk FBI, I kid. He’s a piece of shit hippocrite that doesn’t want to release stuff on Gaetz because party over country. And he’s probably compromised, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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