I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
“I didn’t want to play that game anyway.”
More like use Adobe or Microsoft as I’m proud gamer since 2 years on Linux https://bazzite.gg/
For me that game was Rust and it was more ‘Maybe for the best if I don’t touch that game again’
What happened? Rust used to have a native Linux client a few years back (i.e. last time I tried it).