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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.(www.xatakaon.com)

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Always love how republicans and conservatives are constantly so preoccupied with sex, sex, sex all the time and in ever more imaginative and obscure ways.

I now associate their religious beliefs to sex, Jesus, sex, guns, sex, the American flag and sex.

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Zachariah@lemmy.world
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Did you say “Jesus sex”?

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Nate@programming.dev
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Is this the second cumming?

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

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Glent@lemmy.ca
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BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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WT ACTUAL F did I just see

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Jesus Fucking Christ … literary!

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ramble81@lemm.ee
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Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.

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Optional@lemmy.world
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Not healthy sex - fucked up power-games sex.

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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… so S&M and BDSM? … the power of the Lord, with a ball strap to your mouth.

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KaRunChiy@fedia.io
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It can’t be, because BDSM is too consensual for them

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blackbelt352@lemmy.world
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Consent is the cornerstone of BDSM and ideally any kind of power exchange is discussed beforehand and freely agreed upon by all parties involved.

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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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I think they mean the “You want the job, but not the dick? That’s not how this works.” kind of sex.

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Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Genital Obsessed Party

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Soup@lemmy.world
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“The government needs to stay out of people’s lives! Unless it’s the private activities of people I find icky, then they should control the hell out of them!”

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Modern conservative mentality … “Everyone should suffer and be sacrificed for my benefit, in this life and the next!”

… actually, it’s always been like that,

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