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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.(www.xatakaon.com)

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.

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irreticent@lemmy.zipOP
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I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:

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anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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…Jesus Christ

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nocturne@sopuli.xyz
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Dildo H Christ

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy

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