4 points
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Step 1: Have your spine try to kill you in your sleep.
Step 2: Be unable to stand up long enough to shave for 3 months.
After that, the beard just kind of takes care of itself. :)
Edit I find it goes in stages:
- Normal beard.
- Amish farmer.
- Hasidism.
- Homeless dude.
- Rasputin.
Right around stage 3 I need to think about trimming it back. :) I did hit full Rasputin during covid, that was interesting.
Hypothetical but as yet unexplored stages:
- ZZ Top
- Gandalf