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20 points

You think I’m worried about fighting someone that has to reach over the gentry silverware to grab the knife?

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This is a valid argument and I’d hoped nobody would mention it. 😡

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4 points

What if they are a lefty?

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Even match, The winner goes to the defender assuming lair advantage.

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I see, but my butler grants advantage on all reactions within a 5ft radius when performing the “Set Table Feat”, I know that applies to cordially invited enemies as well but the de-buff technically only says “applies to enemies” so I think that means he gets to roll a flat 20 but I will need a ruling from the DM.

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My fork is pointier than the butter knives! I’ll stab you!

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