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Languages without a GOTO statement are so passé

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On the hardware, it’s all GOTOs

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5 points

GOTO DEEZ NUTZ!

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3 points

GOT 'EM!

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8 points

I like some of the latest cutting edge stuff like Lisp and Scheme

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7 points

Oh good, then Lua’s in the clear.

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But in Lua, goto is just a table with a bit of syntactic sugar.

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7 points

COMEFROM is much better

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GOTO is overrated. On Error Resume Next is where it’s at.

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Haskell, where you can’t even goto because it doesn’t really work that way

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2 points

Become a gopher

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