Controversial (but correct) opinion here:
If you paint your Warhammer pieces more than a utilitarian single color, you’re not a real gamer. Making art is a homoerotic activity.
I don’t even know what you’re on about. I would understand the joke in this context if you had said ‘Making art is a heretical activity.’ because that plays into the grim dark lore of WH40K. Was saying homoerotic a typo?