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Christmas = DEBUNKED(hexbear.net)

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Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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Current parenting best practice is to have Santa bring one gift that’s not the penultimate best gift of the day. Helps prevent kids from realizing too early that Santa tends to favor the rich kids.

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Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml
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Why specifically not the penultimate?

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Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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That way the rich parents can still spoil their little shit but it wasn’t Santa that brought them the ps5 pro and little Billy the knock off retro console

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Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml
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I’m just confused what it is specifically about the second to last gift

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AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social
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Santa brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit.

“Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?”

“No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.”

He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.

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Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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Santa can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts

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