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70% of the worlds surface is covered in water. None of that water is fizzy. Therefore the earth is technically flat…

I’ll be my coat, no need to send the pitchforks.

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You’re so wrong!

Only 70% of the Earth is flat.

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I’m on part of the remaining 30% and feel flat everyday. Explain that, mainstream media!

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If the world is round, why are my tits flat? Checkmate libtards!

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Banned for being too fun

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Good news, ocean acidification is literally the result of the ocean absorbing more CO2, and thus becoming less flat. Bad news, it’s kinda causing a shit ton of animals to die, especially coral.

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Don’t worry. The water might be flat, but we’ve been working on carbonating the air for some time now.

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There are natural mineral springs that make water fizzy. Just saying

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