He had a Honda, but didn’t like to talk about it.

“For I did not speak of my own Accord” - John 12:49

My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a “co-exist” bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.

All these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn’t even stay dead right.

A highschool boy has very long hair. His conservative parents tell him that he’s not getting his driver’s license unless he cuts his hair. The young man protests, saying “but Jesus had long hair”. The father responds “yes, but Jesus walked everywhere he went”.