You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments
73 points

Fun fact, if you could pull out one dollar per second and went nonstop, it would take over 11 days to pull out all one million dollars.

permalink
report
reply
50 points
*

At 8 hours per day, that’s 33 days.

A month at this job and I get paid a million? I’m in.

permalink
report
parent
reply
29 points

I was coming in here too describe this math as well lol. Worse still is your speed wouldn’t even be that far and you still need to sleep and eat and stuff.

Youd be at this for a couple months at least.

It would be great to cover all your small purchases though.

permalink
report
parent
reply
37 points

I’d totally do a couple of months work for a million dollars.

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points
*
Removed by mod
permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Your arm would get pretty tired as well lol

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

I’ll just hire two people to pull it out for me.

Work smart.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Are we still doing “phrasing?”

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

The best way to handle it would be to stand on something on have them fall and pull the rest out with gravity. I think that’d work. Maybe into a bag of holding.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

But the bag of holding would also be cursed. Like maybe it dispenses the money one dollar at a time with a cash register sound at every dollar.

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

If you wished to be a billionaire it’s 31 YEARS. At $1 per second. No sleeping, no eating, no bathroom breaks, no nights off. 24/7/365. Realistically you’d die before your wish came true. Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Amen. I was just thinking earlier today that billionaires would be more useful if we barbecued them and fed them to our pets.

permalink
report
parent
reply

RPGMemes

!rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

Create post

Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

Community stats

  • 3K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.2K

    Posts

  • 21K

    Comments